In less than 24 hours Andrew will be here in North Carolina laying in my bed.


taco-bell-rey:

Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”

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(Source: taco-bell-rey)


killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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oh my god


Never let anybody tell you that quilting and embroidery isn’t incredibly difficult.

Never let anybody tell you that quilting and embroidery isn’t incredibly difficult.


the-cats-bananas:

to do:

  • dma homework finish dma homework
  • study for c&d quiz/make flashcards
  • research food additives and start paper finish paper
  • embroidery project
  • type up a blog post
  • laundry 

i feel like i have more to do than this but i can’t think of anything else

i kinda wanna go to starbucks or something to work on all this because my roommate invited some friends over to watch the pirates game and they’re not that loud but its still hard for me to concentrate when i’m doing work i don’t really feel like doing anyways but i’m also already in my pjs 

also how old lady would that be to go to starbucks and work on fucking embroidery 


Five Minutes to Fall

cranking out that to-do list today!


my roommate’s boyfriend’s friend is just so stereotypical white guy and i just can’t


also its like 2 degrees in this apartment


to do:

i feel like i have more to do than this but i can’t think of anything else

i kinda wanna go to starbucks or something to work on all this because my roommate invited some friends over to watch the pirates game and they’re not that loud but its still hard for me to concentrate when i’m doing work i don’t really feel like doing anyways but i’m also already in my pjs 

also how old lady would that be to go to starbucks and work on fucking embroidery 


girldwarf:

I have this theory that resting bitch face is actually just every girl’s face in its natural state, and it only seems rare and mean b/c most women are conditioned to be in constant state of smiling and using facial expressuons to subtly submit to people around them


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